Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?
[x]

deviantART

 
About Me Member Experimental Photographer Danielle18/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 54 Deviations
351 Comments
1,524 Pageviews

deviantID

:invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible:
:invisible::fella::fella::fella::fella::fella::fella::fella::invisible::fella::fella::fella::fella::fella::fella::invisible:
:invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::fella::invisible::invisible::fella::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::fella::invisible:
:invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::fella::invisible::invisible::invisible::fella::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::fella::invisible:
:invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::fella::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::fella::fella::fella::fella::invisible:
:invisible::invisible::invisible::fella::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::fella::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible:
:invisible::invisible::fella::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible:
:invisible::fella::fella::fella::fella::fella::fella::fella::invisible::invisible::invisible::fella::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible:
:invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible::invisible:

My Current State as of 10/14/09

Wed Oct 14, 2009, 2:15 PM
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: wind blowing outside
  • Reading: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows
  • Watching: You, bby.
  • Drinking: Hot Chocolate
In the words of George Carlin...

"I'm a modern man
A man for the millennium
Digital and smoke free

A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect

I've been uplinked and downloaded
I've been inputted and outsourced
I know the upside of downsizing
I know the downside of upgrading

I'm a high tech lowlife
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond

I'm new wave but I'm old school
And my inner child is outward bound

I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer
Voice activated and biodegradable

I interface from a database
And my database is in cyberspace
So I'm interactive
I'm hyperactive
And from time-to-time
I'm radioactive

Behind the eight ball
Ahead of the curve
Riding the wave
Dodging a bullet
Pushing the envelope

I'm on point
On task
On message
And off drugs
I got no need for coke and speed
I got no urge to binge and purge

I'm in the moment
On the edge
Over the top
But under the radar

A high concept
Low profile
Medium range ballistic missionary
A street-wise smart bomb
A top gun bottom feeder

I wear power ties
I tell power lies
I take power naps
I run victory laps

I'm a totally ongoing big foot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach
A raging workaholic
A working rageaholic
Out of rehab
And in denial

I got a personal trainer
A personal shopper
A personal assistant
And a personal agenda

You can't shut me up
You can't dumb me down
'Cause I'm tireless
And I'm wireless
I'm an alpha male on beta blockers

I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever
Laid back but fashion forward

Up front
Down home
Low rent
High maintenance

Super size
Long lasting
High definition
Fast acting
Oven ready
And built to last

I'm a hands on
Footloose
Knee jerk
Head case

Prematurely post-traumatic
And I have a love child who sends me hate mail

But I'm feeling
I'm caring
I'm healing
I'm sharing
A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver

My output is down
But my income is up
I take a short position on the long bond
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow

I read junk mail
I eat junk food
I buy junk bonds
I watch trash sports

I'm gender specific
Capital intensive
User friendly
And lactose intolerant

I like rough sex...
I like rough sex
I like tough love
I use the f word in my email
And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn

I bought a microwave at a mini mall
I bought a mini van in a mega store
I eat fast food in the slow lane

I'm toll free
Bite sized
Ready to wear
And I come in all sizes

A fully equipped
Factory authorized
Hospital tested
Clinically proven
Scientifically formulated medical miracle

I've been pre-washed
Pre-cooked
Pre-heated
Pre-screened
Pre-approved
Pre-packaged
Post-dated
Freeze-dried
Double-wrapped
Vacuum-packed
And I have an unlimited broadband capacity

I'm a rude dude
But I'm the real deal
Lean and mean
Cocked, locked and ready to rock
Rough tough and hard to bluff

I take it slow
I go with the flow
I ride with the tide
I got glide in my stride

Drivin' and movin'
Sailin' and spinnin'
Jivin' and groovin'
Wailin' and winnin'

I don't snooze
So I don't lose
I keep the pedal to the metal
And the rubber on the road

I party hearty
And lunch time is crunch time

I'm hanging in
There ain't no doubt
And I'm hanging tough

Over and out."

©2006 George Carlin

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Sin City
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small? lol
  • Print preference: 8 X 10?
  • Interests: drawing, writing, photography, night life, music, boyfriend
  • Favourite movie: The Hangover
  • Favourite band or musician: KoRn
  • Favourite genre of music: Orchestral/Soundtrack/Instrumental (Or just about anything)
  • Favourite artist: Jhonen Vasquez
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allan Poe
  • Favourite photographer: Kaley Nelson
  • Favourite style of art: Any
  • Operating System: Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Wallpaper of choice: Nightscapes
  • Favourite game: Halo 3, Left 4 Dead, Final Fantasy: VIII
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation 2, Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Balto
  • Personal Quote: "Mornings should be illegal."

deviantART Community Board

[x]

Comments


:iconzeecrazayhobo:
LALALALALA

--
"A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd." ~ James Crook

╪->
:iconheavens26:
thankz for the fav.....
kkep contact n comment my photo's
:iconafgandotdot:
no prob :] and hay i added you on gaia a while ago XD

--
:greenprobe: 'Chevy took my brain, same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day' :greenprobe:
:iconbillyunderscorebwa:
:wave:
Thanks a bunch for your support! I really appreciate it :highfive:
:peace: Evan

--
:relaxed:
☆ Evan Ludes ☆
Nature Photographer


*Photo--Assignment*TreesWithCharacter*PhotographersClub
:iconpumab:
hehethx^^ im in vegas right now for holiday

--
-( P u m a B )-
:iconzeecrazayhobo:
Nice, hope you're having a good time. And heyy, I recommend going on top of the Stratosphere at night if you can. It's $11 dollars per-person, but well worth the amazing view. :) (I went up there a few weeks ago and I'm still stoked about it. lol.)

--
"A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd." ~ James Crook

╪->
:icongentlypurity:
thank you for watching me!(:
:icontehmatrix:
Hey there! I'm Cassie's (=Wolf-Fairy) boyfriend. She's told me she told you about me. Nice to meetcha! :D

She told me recently about that art festival you had, on which a single guy stole the prizes and praise from the judges out of favouritism, leaving no chance for any of you to win. I just wanna say I'm very sorry about it and I wished the contest would have been much more fair and balanced. I'm sure all who entered had at least one piece worth of recognison. And I'm sure someone somewhere will someday find appreciation and potential on each of your works. ^^ Don't let such a farse shit of awards to let you all down on your aspirations.

--
[link]
:iconzeecrazayhobo:
Hi! It's nice to meet you as well! I've heard many good things about you! :)

And thank you sooo much. That means a lot to hear that, I was pretty devastated. But it wasn't out of the fact that I, myself, didn't win anything, but that single person won so much and barely anyone ELSE won...He's a very good artist, one of the top in the school. But his artwork isn't original and it's all the same - he stuck to historical figures in all of his pieces...just faces for the most part whereas everyone else tried different subjects. He submitted over 10 pieces, when the "required" amount was 2. He won everything, really - including an entire category - 3rd, 2nd and 1st ALL IN A ROW for Printmaking. It was the most ridiculous and one of the most disappointing situations I've ever had to endure and sit through and by the time the ended it I stormed out of the building. I think I had a right to be upset. We all did. I've yet to speak my mind to our art teacher but I know my words won't change the fact I lost my last chance at the Art Festival, (even though I've won previous years), as a Senior. That person - well, he's a Junior. He's got another year to completely and selfishly take the love and time we put into our work out of or grasps. The only way I could forgive him would be if he realized the turmoil he put half that audience through that night and without being prompted - gave at least six of his awards out to the people who came in behind him. Being the world as it is, I doubt it...but it would be rather nice - something I would have done immediately, standing on that stage that night, if something like that ever occurred to me.

Anyways, thanks for reading what I had to say and for your words. I will definitely follow them. Take care. :)

--
"A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd." ~ James Crook

╪->
:iconchenzomatias:
thanks for the fav!

Site Map